The Good News Is That The Gallery Is 2257 Compliant
Nudity? We don’t need no stinkin’ nudity!
So, here we have a porn gallery that is made to promote “JustFacials.com”. As you can guess, that site specializes in wads of cum hitting girls’ faces. The problem with this gallery lies in the fact that we don’t even see a facial. Or even a penis. Or a vagina. Or tits. What do we see? A trailer trash bitch that looks like she just got punched in the face with a fist of make-up. The bleached hair is like icing on the cake. She has on a “string top”( I think that’s what they’re called). I dont know, essentially it’s a tank top with thin loops that wrap over your shoulders. This shirt would be sexy if I couldn’t see her bra under it every single picture. Seriously, are you that afraid of showing yourself that you will even wear a bra during a porn shoot? Maybe that would explain those crosses on her ears. She wants to do porn, but she doesn’t want to upset the Jesus. Guess what, lady? He was on a cross 2000 years ago, he hung out with whores, show us your tits, praise Jesus.
Honestly, how can you even get aroused looking at this monstrosity? She doesn’t EVER GET NAKED. In ONE picture, we almost get to see her vagina, but instead she has panties on. The best part about that picture, also, is the fact that even though you get to see between her legs? The retarded (I mean this quite literally) look on her face steals all of your attention and you’re left feeling almost bad for her. In fact, now that I’m overlooking the gallery again I’m finding in over 60% of the pictures, she has a look on her face that just makes you want to punch yourself in the eyes. I wouldn’t be surprised if this gallery sent a lot of hits, though, since I’m sure every guy who is looking at this bitch is just wishing someone would come over and blow a wad of cum on that stupid fucking expression.
One of the funniest parts about this gallery lies in the middle banner.
“CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE HOT STICKY FACIALS!”
Wait, what? More? How about you show me at least one so I can decide if it’s worth checking out more or not. The top banner is also quite funny, “These girls never know they are being video taped” They don’t? Then how come in two of the pictures they’re LOOKING RIGHT INTO THE CAMERA? Hear that siren? It’s the logic police. And they’re pissed.
September 29th, 2005 at 11:56 am
i don’t know about you, but she looks pretty naked to me. and in future, try using spell checker on your computer, your spelling is fucking awful
October 4th, 2005 at 8:44 am
If you were intelligent you would be able to deduce that, judging by the description given, the gallery that is there now is not the one that was there originally. But, since you aren’t, you chose to come here and make yourself look as stupid as you are. Sad day for you.
You see, this post is from July. You know, four months ago? Links change, galleries get taken down and replaced. It’s fairly common, but don’t let that get in the way of your heightened level of retardation, you need to try and look big on the internet.
As an added note, nothing is spelled wrong on this article. Nothing. If you think something is, then “in future” (as you put it) try not being an idiot.