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REMOVE THE FUCKING PATCH

Look, if your’e going to shoot some porn… even if you’re faking reality porn, please remove her goddamned nicotine patch.

Christ.

take a look at this shit

YOUR PORN IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

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5 Responses to “REMOVE THE FUCKING PATCH”

  1. Gus Says:
    August 30th, 2005 at 7:05 am

    Actually, it’s a birth control patch. But your point stands.

  2. dec Says:
    September 2nd, 2005 at 4:45 am

    Its a fucking ortho-evra birth control patch, You fucking retard.

  3. Boogie Says:
    September 2nd, 2005 at 6:31 am

    I dont give a fuck if its a “one day I wont have to be a filthy white skank” patch any more.

    Remove the fucking thing before screwing. christ.

  4. Joe Says:
    October 21st, 2005 at 10:19 pm

    Oughtta remove that awful tattoo on her back and her saggy ass belly as well.

  5. tamara Says:
    February 10th, 2006 at 6:55 pm

    Well damn, a woman has to chime in SOMEtime…

    I like her cute little saggy ass belly, and I like seeing the patch, myself. Of course it’d be nothing to photoshop it out, just laziness that they didn’t… but this could fall under the same condom/no condom arguement so many in porn have. Personally I LOVE seeing condoms in porn because it means they are practicing safe sex. By the same token I’m glad to see a porn slut wearing a birth control patch so she doesn’t wind up needing an abortion because she doesn’t know which guy from the 20 person gangbang she just had is her baby’s daddy.

    But then again, the BC patch has since been pulled from the market… so it all becomes a moot point… which never stopped me from babbling, now did it?!?!

    ;)

    I’m so not a good cynic, I just can’t help it!

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