Oh Boy! An Open Cunt Sandwich!
I’d like a salad please, hold the labia.
Here’s a gallery that is promoting a site entitled “6BuckAnal”. Apparently for six dollars a month, I can’t lose. I love the creativity for the site name, also. I mean in a world filled with names along the lines of “Black Meat’s White Treat” or “Mr. Chew’s Asian Beaver” I don’t see how someone can honestly be proud of the name “6BuckAnal”. But hey, I guess for $6 a month you can’t expect anything better. I tell ya what, if I felt the urge to be as cheap as possible when it came to sex, I’d head down to the corner and get myself a blowjob for $10. At least then I wouldn’t have to exert myself in masturbation.
Anyway, the gallery itself is……FUCKED UP. Christ! If you’ve been reading this blog for a bit (and why shouldn’t you? It’s fucking awesome you assholes) you’d have seen my complete and total disgust from a chick fucking a kitchen utensil. I have now found what’s worse…fucking vegetables. This girl takes a cucumber and rams it right in her ass. Come the fuck on, man, that’s food! Not a dildo! You’re supposed to cut that shit up and put it on a salad. I swear to fuck if I go to the fridge and find a pink dildo in the vegetable drawer, I’m going to be pissed.
As the photos continue on, she manages to get herself a carrot to join in on these raunchy escapades. Oh happy day! More vegetable fun to gross me the fuck out. The best part, and you can really notice this in the last picture, is that this carrot … wasn’t even clean. Fuck, look at it, it’s like someone just ripped it out of the ground and shook the dirt off. Now I’m no gynecologist, but I’m pretty sure that jamming a dirty carrot in your twat isn’t healthy for you, me, or the carrot. I hope whatever infections you develop were worth the huge check you must have gotten from a site that prides itself on being cheap as Hell.
I have one good thing to say about this woman, however, and it involves a little story about my past. When I was about 12 years old I fell, ass first, onto a cucumber. And it hurt, a lot, and since that day, I’ve avoided two things: cocks in my ass, and gardens. Now, with the painful (this is an understatement) memory in my brain, I know what this girl went through for this picture shoot. So I salute you, cheap whore, you managed to give yourself intense pain for a cheap buck.
June 9th, 2005 at 11:55 pm
Wow, that womans twat made me crave an Arbys Roast Beef burger.. Mmmm.
No, seriously.
June 10th, 2005 at 1:42 am
Well, since my last post has not found the way to be displayed I’ll try it again boogie
In my opinion there is not enough on this sandwich …
A good sandwich needs alway a pice of salad, a little bit of butter for example.
Will you tell me, that you like a sandwich without these little details?
Let’s ask her if she can’t do the changes for us and send in the new pics
June 10th, 2005 at 2:50 am
Holy fuck do you guys remember when Arby’s had that 5 for 5 deal and you could get 5 fucking sandwiches for 5 bucks? Man I used to get all 5 covered in cheese and eat on them all fucking day.
Generally was less roast beef on one of those than on her.
Less cheese too.
June 10th, 2005 at 7:17 am
FUCK YEAH! A site that contains more cursing than mine. I didn’t think it was possible. Awesome stuff. Awesome.
And by awesome, I mean your site, not this worthless fuckrag stuffing Farmer’s Brown’s produce up her noony.
This is why I go, time and again, back to classic porn. No vegetables, no double anal, no gaping ass shots suitable only for a proctologist’s office…..
Anyway, keep up the good work, yo.