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And this is why I never ‘pop in’ to my parents’ house.

I remember a time. A time when male porn models had to have certain dimensions to be in porn. They had to be in shape, or if they weren’t, they’d have to have enormous genitalia to make up for it. Apparently, that doesn’t matter to the folks over at Perverted Grannies. I guess they realize their content is so fucking nasty they’ll take anyone willing to participate in their Ben Gay hump fest. Not only that but I think this guy may be “mentally handicapped”.

This gallery is so perplexing to me, it’s promoting “perverted grannies” and yet the “granny” doesn’t take anything off, or even show anything. I mean, fuck, we don’t even see her face, just that stupid fucking sundress. It’s like a showcase for Retarded Bob and his 2 inch wang.

Each time I force myself to gaze upon these pictures, I feel more and more uneasy. And I think I just now put my finger on why. It feels like I’m looking at my parents having sex. Like this is a real couple (which is entirely possible) and they’re just getting down for their yearly combination of penile dysfunction and vaginal dryness. Ah well, I guess they needed to do something to spice their sex up. That something? Doing a photoshoot for a porn site.

Happy Anniversary Mr. and Mrs. Retarded Bob.

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