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High Heels + Cowboy Hat + Gloves + Phonebooth - Intelligence = Me, crying.
This is supposed to be some kind of cosplay, but could someone please explain to me what in the FUCK IS GOING ON? A girl mostly naked, save a white cowboy hat, some debutant gloves, and high heels…hanging out inside a british phonebooth. Sometimes I think people can hear my brain when it just snaps from witnessing extreme stupidity. I am left speechless and confused at what the fuck people are thinking.

Seriously what kind of costume is this? It’s like this bitch took the “leftovers” bin and pulled out some random items. As if she thinks any three random items equates a costume of some kind. Something for the head, feet, and hands - FUCK everything else. This is lazy at best, and ill-thought at worst. Then, suddenly, halfway through the shoot BAM she has a shirt………..THAT STILL DOESN’T HELP ME UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

I can’t even begin to describe the idiocy of a british phonebooth here. I mean, I could have let it slide as a “cowboy” costume…maybe. But now…there’s a phonebooth and…there’s two major things wrong with this. Firstly, there weren’t cowboys on that continent. Secondly…..there weren’t cowboys at all when there were phonebooths. This phonebooth, by the way, is in a fucking white blank room. My brain, literally, is coming out of my ears from this. I am astonished.

I’m supposed to believe that this is some sort of British cowboy hanging out in a phonebooth inside a clean room? Okay. Now if you’d excuse me I have a railroad spike to drive into my temple.

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