Congratulations you look like shit
I figured I’d get warmed up with a pretty easy one here. So here we go.
Take a look at this fucking redhead and try not to immediately start laughing. Who the fuck is jacking off to this?
This is a classic example of a good looking girl getting destroyed by a bad pornographer. Everyone making this shot went wrong. Hair, makeup, wardrobe, set. Its like taking candy from a baby. Whats worse is the girl is actually goodlooking without all this idiocy going on.
First off the year 1974 called, it wants its fucking retro futuristic jumpsuit back.
Your fucking makeup makes you look like a fucking corpse. What makeup girl convinced you to color your lips like a drowning victim anyways? “Ya know what looks futuristic? Looking dead.”
This is probably the first case of nonintential gothic I’ve seen yet.
Her hair looks like a fucking rat’s nest and honest to god I think in a few shots there I saw a family of muskrats trying to escape from it.
Of particular note is the shitty background choice. I rather liked their use of a flourescent tube and a long dark curtain to simulate… THE FUTURE.
June 3rd, 2005 at 8:01 pm
One time? When I was masturbating? I pretended I went forward in time so I put on a tinfoil hat and put a jumpsuit on. I was saying things like “Oh, suck it Romica Six”.
Long story short, I never orgasmed and I ended up punching myself in the face for being a fucking moron.