What happened to the porn cynics? Well, I can speak for myself, I’m still alive ya filthy cocksuckers.
The problem with a site like the porn cynic is this. There are tons of bad porn out there. There are two ways to approach this problem, either produce good porn and sites and put […]
Nudity? We don’t need no stinkin’ nudity!
So, here we have a porn gallery that is made to promote “JustFacials.com”. As you can guess, that site specializes in wads of cum hitting girls’ faces. The problem with this gallery lies in the fact that we don’t even see a facial. Or even a penis. Or a […]
To finish out our week of old folks I figured I’d share a gallery from one of my weirder sponsors, Fuck Me Grandpa. Yup.
Check this shit out:
That is a man, older than hell, getting hotter pussy than most of us may ever dare to dream of. It almost makes me want to cry. […]
And this is why I never ‘pop in’ to my parents’ house.
I remember a time. A time when male porn models had to have certain dimensions to be in porn. They had to be in shape, or if they weren’t, they’d have to have enormous genitalia to make up for it. Apparently, that doesn’t matter […]
Fucktron….ONLINE
I’m going to come right out and say I’m not a fan of hentai in the slightest. However, I know the difference between good hentai, and terrible hentai. This is worse than terrible hentai. I mean seriously, look at it. The drawing is absolutely atrocious. I could piss in the snow and make characters that […]
Holy fuck I’ve been blinded. I’m sorry for any mispellings or mistypings that happen in this post but I cant be blamed because my eyes have shut down almost entirely in a desperate act of self preservation. I’m seeing 200/20 and i’m lucky to have gotten that back.
Grandma? Is that you?
I […]
Good lord.
Good christ in heaven.
I’m almost speechless.
This crazed monkey bitch has sent my cock into a recession.
How can you not look at this and immediately think planet of the apes?
Need a little help? here ya go:
Good lord lady. First off you have no business being shot out in the sun because you’ve got […]
THIS IS NOT OKAY
THIS IS NOT OKAY
THIS IS NOT OKAY
Yeah, holy FUCK is about all I can say about this. I’m looking for some hot anal porn, and amongst the beautiful galleries of girls getting their assholes stuffed by cock I find this gem. I mean, wow. If a guy is looking for anal sex […]
I dont know about you, but sometimes when I see those ‘realistic’ dildos with the balls attatched on them, well, it makes me feel a little uncomfortable.
With the right lighting and the right filters sometimes they can just look, well, too real. Lorena Bobbit real. I mean, sincerely, like she’s a crazy […]
I’d like a salad please, hold the labia.
Here’s a gallery that is promoting a site entitled “6BuckAnal”. Apparently for six dollars a month, I can’t lose. I love the creativity for the site name, also. I mean in a world filled with names along the lines of “Black Meat’s White Treat” or “Mr. Chew’s Asian […]
I know that there are those of you out there who, unlike me, enjoy “Extreme Porn”! That’s great and hey, if that’s you, we’re not going to see eye to eye here. I’m gonna be frank I think its about the least sexiest fucking thing I can look at, aside from dead nuns, […]
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