Happy halloween from the porn cynics. I havent updated here in a long time, of course, been focusing on other projects. But, I wanted to make sure you guys saw this latest shitpile from met-art:
Met-Art Halloween 2005 and let me tell you get your fucking drunk glasses on for this ugly shit.
the girl […]
Look, if your’e going to shoot some porn… even if you’re faking reality porn, please remove her goddamned nicotine patch.
Christ.
take a look at this shit
YOUR PORN IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
What happened to the porn cynics? Well, I can speak for myself, I’m still alive ya filthy cocksuckers.
The problem with a site like the porn cynic is this. There are tons of bad porn out there. There are two ways to approach this problem, either produce good porn and sites and put […]
Holy shit this is hilarious.
Seriously.
I mean … ok, ITS STIFFLERS MOM. ITS STIFFLERS MOM. say it again ITS STIFFLERS MOM.
Well, I woke up this afternoon (fuck you its sunday) to an email from a reader letting me know that there is a gallery that’s making the rounds. Apparantly people think its ‘artsy’ and ‘fartsy’ and all together sexy or whatever. I dont get it. I think its stupid. Neither did the […]
Who Loves Lesbians!?
I sure do. There’s nothing better than watching two hot girls licking each other relentlessly. Or better yet, using a dildo on each other. That’s good T.V.! This gallery here, ya know, I kinda dig it. The girls aren’t bad looking, they look like girls I could see walking down the street, […]
Nudity? We don’t need no stinkin’ nudity!
So, here we have a porn gallery that is made to promote “JustFacials.com”. As you can guess, that site specializes in wads of cum hitting girls’ faces. The problem with this gallery lies in the fact that we don’t even see a facial. Or even a penis. Or a […]
Fucktron….ONLINE
I’m going to come right out and say I’m not a fan of hentai in the slightest. However, I know the difference between good hentai, and terrible hentai. This is worse than terrible hentai. I mean seriously, look at it. The drawing is absolutely atrocious. I could piss in the snow and make characters that […]
Well, i was under the impression that in most states it was impossible for someone who is mentally deficient to consent to sexual things including sexual photography but apparantly i was wrong.
Zap Zap BOOM BOOM I AM PLAYING STARWARS
yup. Wow.
so what we’ve got here is a midly attractive woman IN THE OUTER SPACE. […]
THIS IS NOT OKAY
THIS IS NOT OKAY
THIS IS NOT OKAY
Yeah, holy FUCK is about all I can say about this. I’m looking for some hot anal porn, and amongst the beautiful galleries of girls getting their assholes stuffed by cock I find this gem. I mean, wow. If a guy is looking for anal sex […]
Huzzah!
Honestly, this is a pretty good gallery. The girls are hot, and the outfits are fucking sexy. I’m not even a fan of “cosplay” or even girl on girl porn, but I can admit this is pretty hot. At least, in comparison to the rest of the shit I’ve seen.
To point out the negative, the […]
High Heels + Cowboy Hat + Gloves + Phonebooth - Intelligence = Me, crying.
This is supposed to be some kind of cosplay, but could someone please explain to me what in the FUCK IS GOING ON? A girl mostly naked, save a white cowboy hat, some debutant gloves, and high heels…hanging out inside a […]
Just a short update today this beautiful sunday evening, before my adult swim starts and I get to enjoy the love and bliss that is robot chicken.
I love a good looking girl in panties, too bad she isnt one
I see london i see france….
Get a little more sun because I see skin cancer in your […]
I’d like a salad please, hold the labia.
Here’s a gallery that is promoting a site entitled “6BuckAnal”. Apparently for six dollars a month, I can’t lose. I love the creativity for the site name, also. I mean in a world filled with names along the lines of “Black Meat’s White Treat” or “Mr. Chew’s Asian […]
Holy crap! I can’t see my chest!
What in the FUCK is up with the camo underwear? Does someone out there think it’s stylish to have puke-green underwear? Assuming, of course, everyone is smart enough to realize camo’d underwear holds no utility. This picture shoot is just terrible to me, the girl in my opinion is […]
In a time when my country is at war, one would think that people would have a bit of respect for our troops. The latest insult to our boys and girls in green (or brown in the desert) is this terrible fucking gallery here.
GI JOE!
Imagine you’ve looked over a model website and you’ve found […]
I know you’re horny..but..my assignment!
This gallery is supposed to take place in a class room, the fantasy it’s going for is “a teacher fucking his student”. Of course, there’s some awful shit about the scenery for me to just ignore. First of all, the backdrop. Give me a fucking break, it’s like it’s straight out […]
Is it possible?
Oh, look, a gallery that actually gave me an erection. That’s no small feat considering my 2 inches of fury hates everything as much as I do. I love the woman, she looks mature, and still looks hot. She has huge natural tits which is very very A+ for me. I can’t really […]
Welcome to my living ro…er…examining room
I understand that 90% of reality sites are completely and totally false. I realize they can’t be real because the girls would notice the camera crew in the place they’re at. However, some sites go the extra bit to try and make it seem at least somewhat believable, and I […]
Well, its good to see Uniform porn. I Love it, you love it, we love it. Cosplay porn is dear and near to my heart and I’ll be honest with you a hot asian girl dressed up as some jedi chick or a video game character from a game I enjoyed, well its […]
I’m a teenager so that means I have to masturbate EVERYWHERE!
Know what really turns me on? The idea of masturbating in one’s kitchen. Who hasn’t walked to the fridge to make a sandwich and then just whipped it out and rubbed one out right there? Oh, I know, NO ONE HAS. It’s such a stupid […]
Hurray for the short bus!
Alright let’s think about what exactly is wrong with this gallery. For starters, the most obvious, this girl is far too hot to be considered “amateur”. Wanna know why I look at amateur porn? Cause I want to crank it to pictures of girls that I can see myself getting with. […]
I figured I’d get warmed up with a pretty easy one here. So here we go.
Take a look at this fucking redhead and try not to immediately start laughing. Who the fuck is jacking off to this?
This is a classic example of a good looking girl getting destroyed by a bad pornographer. […]
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