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Well good news, the blair witch has changed her mind about killing people and has apparantly decided to start hardcore fucking in the woods.

This goth porn is a little scary.

I like goth girls. I do, I’ve had my share. I’m more than glad to pick one up in a bar, I’d take one home to mom. I think the culture has some ready appeal.

Here is a list of things that arent goth though
1) standing in the fucking woods with a candle
2) being naked and cold as fuck apparantly
3) standing in what looks like poison ivy.

Or hey maybe I dont really get both but maybe having a rash on your cunt from poison ivy and holding a candle (its black, oh snap emo emo emo) is part of it.

I know that theoretically goth chicks arent supposed to enjoy things but this particular girl is really, really not enjoying this layout. Even if this layout could have given me wood the fact that she looks like a prisoner is probably going to kill my erection for life.

But hey since this is an ad for a BDSM site its probably true, she’s probably a prisoner, and you should dial 911.

I do like the belt a lot though, it reminds me of a chastity belt that has gone entirely wrong since I can see her vagina.

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