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Welcome to my living ro…er…examining room

I understand that 90% of reality sites are completely and totally false. I realize they can’t be real because the girls would notice the camera crew in the place they’re at. However, some sites go the extra bit to try and make it seem at least somewhat believable, and I can at least respect that and can even fool myself into falling for it to get myself off. But, this one? Takes believability and shits on it, lights it on fire, throws it out the window, then dances on the ashes.

It’s supposedly in a doctor’s office, and apparently the photographer thinks that “white coats on dudes = doctors” and completely ignores the fact that the room they are shooting is so clearly someone’s living room. I mean shit, the chick is sitting on a relaxing chair. Who has gone to a doctor’s office and actually sat in a chair that was comfortable? I certainly haven’t. In fact, I’m considering finding this doctors office if it does exist and offer them my virgin asshole just so I can sit in their comfy chair. If the chair isn’t bad enough, there’s a table and a couch next to it, but even then that’s not my biggest complaint. See that black thing? In the background? Looks kind of like a TV with some stuff on top of it, doesn’t it? Know why? CAUSE IT IS A FUCKING TV. There’s a fucking TV in the background on their “doctor’s office”. Hi, I’m logical reasoning. Have we met?

Okay, now that I’ve got that out of the way, allow me to critique the pictures themselves, and what’s going on in them. For the most part they stay true to form, a couple of guys posing as doctors giving this woman an exam and, eventually, fucking her. They even manage to squeeze in a couple of anal-thermometer pictures. Now, for someone who has some intelligence, they’d know that a breast exam has little need for a temperature reading, and furthermore that the mouth is just as good. But hey, someone out there loves to see girls get medical stuff in their ass. And you know what else? They’re retarded. Ignoring that, though, the gallery is indeed pretty hot and the woman manages to keep a “what the fuck?” look on her face for pretty much most of the so-called examination. Hey, this bitch can act at least as good as Halle Berry. The problem is that it takes a drastic turn for the give me a fucking break as it continues on. She is riding one guy’s cock, while sucking on another, and yet she still has that surprised look on her face. Hey, honey, you’ve mounted a guy, I’m pretty sure at this point you know exactly what’s going on. And if you don’t? Run face first into a cement wall until it sinks in that you’re a dumbass.

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