The Porn Cynic Sex Blog

Sup. I’m Fry. I’ll be one of your two reviewers for this site.

I’ve been viewing porn for a good portion of my life, and I’ve been shitting all over things for even longer. I’ve been good friends with Boogie for about three years, and he would always ask me to critique the sites he was making. Of course I found problems with everything.

When he approached me about working with him on this, I signed right on. “Why?” you may ask. Well, two reasons. First being: I love to shit all over things to people. And second being: I love to see hot naked women that I can never get with in real life, and try to get a sense of superiority by ragging on some minor flaw of theirs.

The beauty of it is that if I actually like something, you’ll KNOW it’s quality. Because me enjoying something is about as likely as an EverQuest player getting laid. Now I’m sure you’re thinking “well, bullshit man! I may like something you don’t!” No you won’t. And here’s why: My opinion is right. If you don’t agree with it or your opinion is different, yours is wrong and you need to smarten up.

Enjoy the freakshow.

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