After the fuck you get some hard candy…
Holy fuck I’ve been blinded. I’m sorry for any mispellings or mistypings that happen in this post but I cant be blamed because my eyes have shut down almost entirely in a desperate act of self preservation. I’m seeing 200/20 and i’m lucky to have gotten that back.
I dont know what the scenario here is but I think its “old women having breakfast then needing some cock” because after a big bowl of Raisan Bran I know that the first thing my grandmother could think of was getting her tits out. No, seriously.
THIS HONESTLY LOOKS LIKE MY GRANDMOTHERS HOUSE. I BET IT DOES YOURS TOO. I mean shit I almost have to give props to this photographer because frankly we’ve got a winner here. I’ve thought about it and mulling over the images that are burned for eternity in my brain and I’m pretty sure they barged into some old bitches house right at the pinnacle of both breakfast and Alzheimers disease and just started filming.
One of the things that elevates this to an unparelled level of nausea has to be the giant neon green dildo she has at the breakfast table. I dont know why she needs it handy while drinking her morning juice but yet here it is.
If i was Raisan Bran I would sue because this is the worst case of product placement infringement I’ve ever seen in my goddamned life. I dont think I could ever eat their products again ever. Or breakfast. Or food.
Suprising to see that a 914 year old woman’s vagina doesnt really look all that different though than say, a 25 year old whores. Probably a bit dryer.
Anyways I’m going to go whimper in the dark for a while. This may be the end of my entries on the Porn Cynic because I cant fucking see well enough to review galleries any more, I dont think you want to hear “that red blob is sort of out of shape” and if I do get my sight back long enough to find a gun I’m blowing my brains out to end the pain.
June 19th, 2005 at 12:55 am
It has been brought to my attention that there isnt sufficient enough warning about how vile this gallery is so if you’re offended by that kinda thing i suggest you stop looking at it.
June 19th, 2005 at 11:02 am
Okay, that was SERIOUSLY disturbed! :-p
i’m lucky the pics were thumbnails, or i’m not sure what i would have done.
June 20th, 2005 at 12:06 am
Wow that was so utterly disgusting.
I agree.. thumbnails saved my life.