24 Inches of Bad Porn
I know that there are those of you out there who, unlike me, enjoy “Extreme Porn”! That’s great and hey, if that’s you, we’re not going to see eye to eye here. I’m gonna be frank I think its about the least sexiest fucking thing I can look at, aside from dead nuns, which can be hot depending on how they died.
Now Interracial porn I always thought was kind of hot. Black guys, white girls. White guys, black girls. Asians and orthodox jews screwing latinos, whatever man. I’m all for it.
But when you combine EXTREME PORN and interracial porn well it turns out something like this.
Now that its settled in a bit lets go through this peice by peice.
First off the site premise is 2 black guys with 11 inch cocks fucking a white chick, painfully. Painfully can mean a lot of different things but in this instance its apparantly about ramming it up the pooper. That alone isnt all that bad.
But look at picture three for a minute. Who does this turn on?
She’s got a cock in her mouth and HE IS HOLDING HER FUCKING NOSE SO SHE CANT BREATH.
Wow.
In shot 006 we can see that she’s crying. I like to think she’s not crying because of anything happening in the pornography, but whatever travesty lead her to accept the 250 dollars she probably got paid for this shoot. Bloodhound gang said it best, “Its always better when the stripper is crying.” They also said “it made my day when I found out she was doing it to buy baby formula.”
Ladies and gentlemen not every woman in porn is exploited, but it is my sincere opinion that this young lady has been. I guess that’s what they were going for.
What really seals the deal for me is picture 012, however. This one really just sells it as a package. The look on her face is one of defeat and dispair. IT says to me “can I please get my crack money now?”. It says “24 inches of cock sure sounded a lot better over the phone.”
June 4th, 2005 at 1:29 am
You guys are fantastic! Can’t wait for more material. Cheers
June 4th, 2005 at 2:39 am
Thanks mate, I call em as I see ‘em
June 4th, 2005 at 3:18 pm
11 + 11 = 22
Not 24.
Jackass
June 6th, 2005 at 2:20 am
This one honestly made me laugh out loud
Yes 11 *2 is 22