Archive for June, 2005

24 Inches of Bad Porn

Friday, June 3rd, 2005

I know that there are those of you out there who, unlike me, enjoy “Extreme Porn”! That’s great and hey, if that’s you, we’re not going to see eye to eye here. I’m gonna be frank I think its about the least sexiest fucking thing I can look at, aside from dead nuns, […]

College Girl Taking a School Bus to Class!…Wait, what?

Friday, June 3rd, 2005

Hurray for the short bus!
Alright let’s think about what exactly is wrong with this gallery. For starters, the most obvious, this girl is far too hot to be considered “amateur”. Wanna know why I look at amateur porn? Cause I want to crank it to pictures of girls that I can see myself getting with. […]

Congratulations you look like shit

Friday, June 3rd, 2005

I figured I’d get warmed up with a pretty easy one here. So here we go.
Take a look at this fucking redhead and try not to immediately start laughing. Who the fuck is jacking off to this?
This is a classic example of a good looking girl getting destroyed by a bad pornographer. […]

Are you there God? It’s me, Fry

Friday, June 3rd, 2005

Sup. I’m Fry. I’ll be one of your two reviewers for this site.
I’ve been viewing porn for a good portion of my life, and I’ve been shitting all over things for even longer. I’ve been good friends with Boogie for about three years, and he would always ask me to critique the sites he […]

Welcome to Porn Cynic, I’m Boogie

Friday, June 3rd, 2005

Welcome to the porn cynic. I’m boogie. Nice to meet you.
I’ve worked in the adult business now for about 7 years, i’m not very successful at it though. I”m pretty bitter about that.
so what I’ve decided to do here is to create a site that allows me to pick […]